By Swordy
So during my intermission between gaming marathons I tend to browse things randomly completely out of boredom and curiosity. What I found was not only extraordinary, but quite frankly unbelieveable.

“A Perfect Massage”, a game released by the Xbox Community turns yours and any other 360 controllers you have into “sensual massagers”. I think you all know what this means.
My inital reactions to this find were skeptical. It wasn’t until I actually downloaded the free trial version of the game that my thoughts were confrimed. “A Perfect Massage” essentially turns your 360 controller into a vibrator (And a powerful one at that!).
So instead of repeatedly displaying my surprise and fascination for this “game”, I’ve decided that the majority of you reading this would rather know the details, so here they are.

For 200 MS points, you get “Program Mode” which features 4 different modes: Tropical, Volcano, Ocean and Swedish. Each mode vibrates the controller in a different fashion. In the trial version you get Tropical and Ocean, which is a shame because the other two are the ones that intrigued me the most. (Who the hell knows what a Swedish massage is?)
You also have a “Manual mode” in which you can freely adjust the texture and indeed the speed of the vibrations. For the ones of you who like to take control.

Another interesting function of the game is the fact that you can vibrate other controllers. Multiplayer seems to be encouraged.
So if your muscles (or other body parts) are feeling tense, you only need to go as far as your 360 controller to satisfy the need. Microsoft really are making the world a better place.





